Froggy Jokes

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches a teller.

He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, froggy says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on vacation."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and then asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says "$40,000". The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Freddy Jagger, and says his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, because he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $40,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny blue ceramic dog about half an inch tall.

Now confused, Patti tells the frog that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a office. She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Freddy Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $40,000. He wants to use this as collateral". She holds up the small blue dog. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone".

Froggy Places

This Kiddie slide is located in an YMCA. Imagine how much fun this pool is!

Strange Frog Photos has some really excellent Photoshop Artists. I've grabbed just a few to show you what cool frog morphs they've created! All of the photos in this section are clickable for a link to their respective webpages. Hope you enjoy these neat pictures as much as I do!

I rotate photos on this page about once a month, so be sure to check back and see what new froggy fun pictures I've been able to dig up for you!!!

Fun Frog Recipes

No, I'm not talking about frogs as the recipe, I mean recipes that are frog orientated!

Froggy Cupcakes are great fun anytime. A great project when you can't get out of the house, or even a Bakesale! This little lady made some of the cutest I've seen. Here is a link to her website. Scroll down past the advertisements to see lots of different ideas for the frog cupcakes she's made. Link: Coolest Birthday Cakes
Here is another cake, this one made for a birthday. Its adorable! Easy Cake Ideas

Froggy Gift Links

These are the cutest little sculptured frogs you'll ever see! Very reasonably priced, and no overcharge for shipping, and there's no handling charges! I've personally ordered from Chris, the artist before, and they arrive quickly and perfectly packaged. Great one of a kind stocking stuffers!

When you visit her store, you be able to see other frog sculptures she's lovingly created, as well as whimsical dragons, insects and even arachnids! Click the froggy sculpture for the link to her site.

Want some cool froggy stuff? All kinds of frog things here, from tote bags, pillows, statuettes and books, these are just...well..froggy! Follow this link to: The Find

This cool little pillow will look so sweet in any child's bedroom. Wish they had this when I was a kid! Cool Red Eyed Treefrog Pillow

Would you like to choose a froggy theme for your baby's nursery? This E-How article will tell you exactly how to do it!

This sweet little frog couple is actually a set of salt and pepper shakers. The website has other frog orientated items too, such as frog corncob holders! I recently made an animation out of it. Here's a link to the anime: Frog Animations Page 28.

If you run into something 'froggy' that you think would be a nice gift idea, I'd love to hear from you. Just e-mail me a link (see below) to the site so I can check it out for myself, and perhaps post it up!

Froggy Links

FunFrogs is a really sweet website for those of you looking for amphibians and reptiles to color up! Called 'BC Frogwatch,' the page is dedicated to those herps living in our north north american climates. Teachers too, take note of the free, downloadable art work ready to print up for your younger students! Great fun, great educational tool!

How about a pictorial, full color Animal Encyclopedia with search??? is the site! The cute little baby horned frog is just one of thousands of entries to this online animal encyclopedia...use it for your school studies, for games, or just for fun! Has an entire section dedicated soley to amphibians...a great rainy day website for everyone to learn and enjoy! If your screen is small, just scroll down after clicking the link to find the list of animals and search∼box.








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